50 shades of Grey: How to remove this Awfulness from my mind

My review: 50 shades of grey I feel compelled to write this review to warn you about this book. If you are feeling particularly horny and need an erotic novel standby then yeah I would suggest this, but if you're looking for something that attempts to investigate the labyrinth of human sexuality then this is definitely not it! I bought this book because I expected intelligent characters that touches on a bit more maybe a sneak into the of human personality that drives us to explore the shades of grey that encompass playing with both the dark and erotic, looking for something that begins to touch on the actual feral nature of sexuality and our struggle to contain or tame it , trying to understand these shades of grey. However you are left with a strong desire to bind and gag yourself and beat yourself senseless for even bothering to read this book and the fuckedupness of the 50 shades of Mr. (Rapist) Grey. The name is deceiving, I expected something delicious, nice snippets into the darkness and of human sexuality. Instead I found a poorly written novel by some woman probably expressing her deepest unfulfilled bizarre sexual desires. By the tone of this book, I would've assumed that the author is either (a). A virgin or (b). A bisexual male. The reasons for this is because of her lack of any reasonable knowledge of female sexuality. In the book we find out that Ms. Anastasia is indeed a virgin, her wantonness and insatiable sexual need for Mr. Grey (50 shades) may simply be explained by her lack of sexual knowledge of any kind. Her character is described as being intelligent but in reality she seems nothing more than an insatiable little sex addict who experiences her first Fuck and simply wants more! Furthermore the extremely gorgeous Mr. Grey obviously has rapist tendencies ( the description of him is suitable for the AXE commercials where women are obviously drawn to cannot get enough of males who wear axe) Seriously it is as ridiculous as that. Even within the depth and darkness of bondage and domination at least there should be some reality. These characters are completely UN-realistic , worse than B-grade porn. I really would like a refund. I admit I read it until the end searching and hoping for a bit of something tangible, intellectually stimulating, even a small taste but Ms. E.L. James continues to disappoint and dish out a wildly boring but eloquently written series of repetitive cliched pornographic scenes. I Wikipedia it to find out the ending. My inner goddess and my conscience both threw up and decided to bitch slap me into next year for wasting my time with this novel. Gosh I need to go back to my love and cholera or at least wander back into the world of the real Tess...